Double D or Double F - The Main Question Being Asked Tonight About Libya

As the hunt for Colonel Muammar Muhammad al-Gaddafi continues a debate rages... how do you actually spell the bastard's name?

Delusional and mentally unstable. Ghadaffi went the same
way shortly after this picture was taken

Gaddafi himself has been unavailable to comment. The spelling of foreign names is, of course, a matter of personal taste for us British. Captain Mumma Gadaffi may have a birth certificate or whatever, but the actual spelling is not universally agreed upon.

Private Ghadaffi first entered the lime light, aged 12, after killing his father's boss and installing Pappa Ghaddafi as CEO of the oil firm in which he had previously been a security guard. It was soon renamed to Quadaffi and Son's Oil Corp. It wasn't long before poor old Pappa Qaddafi met with a sticky end after he refused to let Mohammar run the show. The rest, as they say, is his story.

But one thing's for sure, Kadafi's cruel rein over Libya is over. Let's just hope whoever replaces him has a less ambiguously spelt name.