Don't Keep Calm...

Just in case Britain is thinking of calming down, UNITE and The League Against Personal Responsibility will be showing the following poster, up and down the country, from tomorrow...

Yakshemash - Kazakhstan Shoot Best In All Kuwait. Better Than Saddam

My favourite story of the week has to come from a shooting competition in Kuwait where they accidentally played Borat's spoof Kazakh national anthem at the medal ceremony.

Maria Dmitrienko won the gold medal for Kazakhstan and then had to sit through the spoof anthem imploring people to "Grasp the mighty penis of our leader" and extolling the cleanliness of their prostitutes (second only to Turkmenistan’s apparently)...