Saturday, April 2, 2011

The Daily Spurt Issues Forth Its Last

Who says tits sell newspapers? Despite having more baps per page than any other tabloid newspaper, or even any other broadsheet newspaper for that matter AND that's including The Telegraph, The Daily and Sunday Sport is being wound up. As if there weren't enough massive tits in the paper already, they had employed Lembit Opik, the ex-boyfriend of one for the cheeky girls, irregular TV personality, asteroid watcher and ex Liberal Democrat spokesman for Wales and Northern Ireland, as a columnist. But even he could not save them.

What a shame to lose such a throbbing organ of thrusting journalistic excellence. Let's take a few minutes to remember some of the scoops the papers exposed to our astonished eyes...

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