|The ugly truth of Kenneth Tong|
Controversial nut job Kenneth Tong has announced plans for a new reality TV show called Thin Brother, to show case his theory of "managed anorexia".
"It'll be much better than Big Brother (the show I would have bothered to win had it not been utterly below me) because there'll be no arguing over the food budget or cooking.", said the bespectacled twat.
The show will last six months and the winner will be the lightest contestant still alive at the end.
Responding to criticism that the idea for the show was offensive and exploitative of vulnerable people, Tong wittered,
"Who said that? Give me their name and I'll pay someone to deal with them".